Are you a Roman Empiricist? Well, it’s finally official in Babylon Bee…

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Well, it’s finally official in Babylon Bee…

Are you a Roman Empiricist?

“Local man Brian Flavius is undergoing a terrifying gender identity crisis after he suddenly realized he hadn’t thought about the Roman Empire in over one week, according to sources.”

You are NOT a man if you haven’t [constantly] paralleled late-stage American Empire with late-stage Roman Empire, and like the legendary Texan Alamo, future Civilisation will *rapidly cycle back-up again [*the crypto-key to all the riddles] to avenge our death.

General Houston, ‘we have a problem’. Let us hope it happens quickly and with a vengeance on this cyclical timeline, for “hard times they are bringing, will be creating some very strong men”.

So stop farting around with pink wokeness, man-up with some deep history. Do not let those late-stage “Moderns” distract you with their low-Character/IQ nonsense.

‘Remember Civilisation!’

“The man, in spite of repeated reassurances from his wife, is still reportedly questioning his gender, since it is well known that all real males think about the Roman Empire at least several times per week if not every day. “I must be a woman. There’s no other explanation,” Flavius said to himself sadly.”

In my dream, I have this recurring vision and my name is probably Daniel “Constantine the Great” Hood. I was commanded to prepare for Holy War. Bring your testicular fortitude, see you all rallied at “the bridge”. Yes, you know which bridge I speak of.

Check out his CV 👉

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Dan Hood

Dan is a Civilisation Cycles Analyst Based in Manchester, England, United Kingdom Michael Haupt 👉 Society 4.0 Dan Hood 👉 Supercivilisaton: Antidote to Dark Age Michael is an "Optimistic Collapsologist" | Tentative title of upcoming book: The Art of Joyous Collapse | Creator of LifeLegacyAI

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